Lunch Time

I think ladies would be much interested in this one. There is a new
language that is being used by Men out there.
So check this out.

Sipho was shopping with his wife at Pick N Pay the other day when
suddenly he bumped into his friend Nathi.

After greeting and a small chat this is the conversation that went through..

Nathi: So, Sipho, last time I saw you, you were going to Caesars
PIZZA, how did you go?

Sipho: Very bad, my favorite PIZZA was not there that day.

Nathi: Mhhh, interesting, so what did you do then?

Sipho: Well, I decided to go to Big Daddy's restaurant for a BURGER.
Eish, when I arrived there, the door was locked.

Nathi: Agh Shame my friend, that's bad.

Sipho: Ah well, I had to finally go to the café and got myself PAP and
STEW.

After a while when Nathi was gone, Sipho's wife wanted to know what
was the whole conversation about.

Sipho: Well you see honey, that's what we sometimes do during lunch.
We go out and eat at restaurants.

Well the Lady was happy with the answer.

EXPLANATIONS:
PIZZAS (GIRLFRIENDS) = Taste good all the time.
BURGER (MISTRESS) = Eaten often now and then.
PAP and STEW (WIFE) = Eaten when there is absolutely nothing else on
offer.

KWAZE KWANZIMA EMHLABENI UKUBA UWIFE

(IT'S VERY HARD TO BE A WIFE IN THIS WORLD)