The Perfect Answers To Stupid Questions

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed    they still ask:-

Are you sleeping?

A: No! I’m training to die

2. Imagine when you take electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:

Need it to be fixed?

A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.

3. When it’s raining and someone notices you going out,they ask:

Are you going out in this rain?

A: No, in the next one.

4. When you wake up, and then come an idiot asking you:

  You Awake?

A: No. I'm sleepwalking!

5. Your friend calls your home phone:

Where are you?

A: At the bus stop!

6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:

Did you just have a bath?

A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!

7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:

Going up?

A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.

8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:

Are those Flowers?

A: No baby! They are Carrots.

9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking:

Is anyone in there?

A: No! The SHIT is talking to you.