Hey Sipho! I have a cow for you for just R500!
"Eyoh, Bongani! I'll take it, you can bring it to me tomorrow!
' The next day: 'Sorry Sipho, but the cow died last night.'
'Hauw.. So, ok then.. Just give me my money back. "Sorry Sipho, I did already spend that money..
"Eish! So, ok then... Just bring me the dead cow.'
So, Bongani brought the dead cow to Sipho the next morning.
A few weeks later, Bongani bumped into Sipho and asked him what he did with the dead cow?
'You won't believe, Bongani! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold 251 tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R850! But, I didn't tell anyone the cow was dead..
"Yoh! And the people didn't complain?
"Eish! Only the guy who won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was happy!'
Sipho is now in parliament...
"Eyoh, Bongani! I'll take it, you can bring it to me tomorrow!
' The next day: 'Sorry Sipho, but the cow died last night.'
'Hauw.. So, ok then.. Just give me my money back. "Sorry Sipho, I did already spend that money..
"Eish! So, ok then... Just bring me the dead cow.'
So, Bongani brought the dead cow to Sipho the next morning.
A few weeks later, Bongani bumped into Sipho and asked him what he did with the dead cow?
'You won't believe, Bongani! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold 251 tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R850! But, I didn't tell anyone the cow was dead..
"Yoh! And the people didn't complain?
"Eish! Only the guy who won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was happy!'
Sipho is now in parliament...
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