Advanced!!!

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel our medicine is so advanced, we
cut off a man's testicles, put them into another man and in 6 weeks he's
looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of
the brain from a person, put it into another person's head and in 4
weeks he's looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out
half of the heart from a person, put it into another person's chest and
in 2 weeks he's looking for work."

The S.A. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you
are way behind us. In South Africa, about a year ago, we grabbed a
person with no brains, no heart and no balls. We made him President of
 South Africa and now - the entire country is looking for work!!"